desarios:

why u do this to me?

peaceeandcakee:

Nick: tellin’ it like it is since 2004.

galifianafuck:

*googles an actor i find attractive* ”_____ is 48 years old”

“OH WOW HE’S YOUNG”

pokemastercupcakekid:

Yes.

asymmetricalbookstacker:

The woman of my dreams.

“Leonardo and I have worked together on four pictures now. It’s been one of the great adventures of my career. He is absolutely essential to me, to all of us, and essential to the history of movies.” - Martin Scorsese

(Source: icouldadrowned)

If you had any idea of the crap that people carry around on their hands.

(Source: hanekawatsubasa)

gigawattz:

ealperin:

glitterpill:

buzzfeedlgbt:

UK Group Attempts To Promote Straight Pride Parade

Side eye for days. 

I… this has to be a joke right? Aside from being steeped in privilege, that’d be the most BORING march ever. “Normal people walking normally.”

That’s not a Pride event, that’s an afternoon stroll.

My god, how desperate for attention would you have to be to actually do this?

I mean, god forbid are straight people actually treated well in society… Oh wait.

This is hilarious

I pity their straight tears. 

My diabolical plot is on hold, for Christmas.

“Today you are determinedly unperfumed. How do you feel about what Miggs said?”
“He’s hostile for reasons I couldn’t know. It’s too bad. He’s hostile to people, people are hostile to him. It’s a loop.”
“Are you hostile to him?”
“I’m sorry he’s disturbed. Beyond that, he’s noise. How did you know about the perfume?”
“A puff from your bag when you got out your card. Your bag is lovely.”
“Thank you.”
“You brought your best bag, didn’t you?”
“Yes.” It was true. She had saved for the classic casual handbag, and it was the best item she owned.
“It’s much better than your shoes.”
“Maybe they’ll catch up.”
“I have no doubt of it.”

(Source: kissthefuture)